yourestillstupid:

lovechangeseverythang:

I really like this…

So perfect

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

country-girl-from-wisconsin:

bayconbit:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

(Old woman voice) you little sluts 

forever:

made it rebloggable for anon :)

its-samanthas-fault:

your-dear-watson:

 

Dear Yahoo, WE HAVE FACEBOOK if we want a place for our whole family. Tumble is OUR corner of the internet, and we don’t WANT our whole family on our blogs. That is all.

Fuck yahoo. Guve tumblr back to ys and DONT FUCKING CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

claricedemedici:

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

spoken-not-written:

because-they-always-fall:

henryclervals:

i should not have done this

THIS IS GREAT

HERE IS

OUR PANTHEON

THE TUMBLR PANTHEON

Merlin fandom: Everyone loves Arthur but he dies so.

things that i need in my life right now:

• sex
• cheese pizza
• ice cream
• sex
• rough sex
• gentle sex
• more ice cream
• cuddling
• S E X
• more pizza

whitepaperquotes:

Adam Lambert

the-sofa:

shesingstheworldgoodbye:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

REBLOG. MEOW.

(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON YOUR BLOG ))

youareyourownlove:

atop-the-treetop:

oh how the times have changed 

This is definitely worth reblogging.

i reblog this every time