Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
(Old woman voice) you little sluts
made it rebloggable for anon :)
Dear Yahoo, WE HAVE FACEBOOK if we want a place for our whole family. Tumble is OUR corner of the internet, and we don’t WANT our whole family on our blogs. That is all.
Fuck yahoo. Guve tumblr back to ys and DONT FUCKING CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
mine go ding when there’s stuff
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
i should not have done this
THIS IS GREAT
THE TUMBLR PANTHEON
Merlin fandom: Everyone loves Arthur but he dies so.
things that i need in my life right now:
- cheese pizza
- ice cream
- rough sex
- gentle sex
- more ice cream
- S E X
- more pizza
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON YOUR BLOG ))